"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.
Haruki Murakami (via tat-art)
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Babies moving inside belly's mom
This look like something from a horror movie
this makes me never want to have children. ever.
That first one is horrific. I’ve seen this in the flesh with my sister and yeah…no thanks.
My acting teacher used to call the boys in the class when her baby moved so she could freak them out. They were all convinced she was carrying a demon.
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<How to Get a Boyfriend>
- Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
- Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
- The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
- If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.
haha trick or treat kid
HAHAHAHAH the face tho
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These aren’t just pictures.
They’re the pictures.
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we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front
There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense
the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense