February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 28th
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lol this scaryly true. i always scream to my...
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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“Swearing is a really important part of one’s life. It would be impossible to...”
– Stephen Fry ‘It’s not necessary to have coloured socks” (via ddvelin)
Jan 6th
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December 2011
10 posts
Dec 17th
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Art and Music and Life and Shit: On Life, My... →
thatbeatleschick: It has been said that intelligent people are consistently morose. I do not mean to call myself exceedingly intelligent, however, I know I’m smart in some ways, and so I believe this statement to be true. I constantly batter my mind with questions as to why we exist, what good do humans do to our…
Dec 16th
side products: The Monopoly of Suffering →
sideproducts: Those who commit suicide have a pathological attraction for death, which they try to resist consciously but which they cannot totally suppress. Life in them is so unbalanced that no rational argument could set it right. There are no rational suicides, following to a logical conclusion a meditation…
Dec 16th
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Dec 7th
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
Dec 3rd
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I find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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“Sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You...”
– Haruki Murakami | Kafka on the Shore (via blogut)
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
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October 2011
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Telling a person how you feel is probably the...
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September 2011
13 posts
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg 
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Sep 10th
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I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
vinsanityraw:
Sep 10th
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“i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...”
– e.e. cummings (via runawaytrain)
Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Ron + his rat
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Ron + his rat RON + HIS RAT
Sep 9th
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